Bill Gates -- Heaven or Hell?

 Bill Gates arrives at the pearly gates...
 "Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this
 one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven
 or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society
 by putting a computer in almost every home in the
 world, and yet you created that ghastly, awful
 "I'm going to do something I've never done before.
 I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
 Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the
 difference between the two?"
 God said, "You can take a peek at both places
 briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at
 Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill, "Let's go!"
 Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach
 with clear waters.
 There were thousands of beautiful men and women
 running around, playing in the water, laughing and
 frolicking about. The sun was shining and the
 temperature was perfect.
 "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I
 can't wait to see heaven."
 God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to
 Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful
 blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps
 and singing.
 It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr.
 Gates thought for only a brief moment and
 rendered his decision.
 "God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
 "As you desire," said God.
 Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
 billionaire to see how things were going. He found
 Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot
 flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and
 tortured by demons.
 "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.
 Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is
 awful! This is not what I expected at all! What
 happened to the beach and the beautiful women
 playing in the water?"
 "Oh THAT!" said God. "That was the Screensaver."