Computer Acronyms

PCMCIA     People Can't Memorize Computer-Industry Acronyms
ISDN       It Still Does Nothing

APPLE      Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI       System Can't See It

DOS        Defective Operating System
BASIC      Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM        I Blame Microsoft
DEC        Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM     Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2       Obsolete Soon, Too

WWW        World-Wide Wait
MACINTOSH  Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System

PENTIUM    Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect
           Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL      Completely Obsolete Business-Oriented Language

AMIGA      A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP       Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

MIPS       Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO       Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT  Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only
           Fools Teenagers