Top Ten Computer Pick Up Lines

  1. You had me at "Hello World."

  2. You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.

  3. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

  4. If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

  5. Isn't your e-mail address

  6. If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.

  7. Your homepage or mine?

  8. Baby, I just drew a picture of you on my TI86 but you are sooo hot my screen melted.

  9. You are my increment operator.   You make my value increase.

  10. I think you're my compiler.   My life wouldn't start without you.