1. What do you think are good names for children? a) Scott and Jenny. b) Bill Gates IV. c) Mozilla and Dotcom. 2. What's a telephone? a) A thing with a round dial you use to talk to others. b) A telecommunications device with 12 keys. c) Something you plug into a modem. 3. Which punctuation is most correct? a) I had a wonderful day! b) I had a **wonderful** day!!! c) I had a wonderful day :-) 4. You wake up at 4:00 a.m. and decide to: a) Visit the washroom. b) Raid the fridge. c) Check your E-mail. 5. What are RAM and ROM? a) A male sheep and a city in Italy. b) Hulking stars of the WWF. c) I need more of the former and should upgrade the latter. 6. To avoid a virus you should: a) Stay away from people who sneeze and cough. b) Never read E-mail titled "Good Times". c) Use virus scanning software every time you boot up. 7. When you want to buy something hard-to-find you: a) Ask friends where to purchase it. b) Check out the Yellow Pages. c) Go to Yahoo! 8. When you don't understand how to use a new appliance you: a) Call the retailer. b) Call the manufacturer's toll-free number. c) Visit the manufacturer's Web site and look for the FAQ. 9. When you want to see all the beautiful people you: a) Visit a club on a Saturday night. b) Turn on the TV and tune in to Baywatch. c) Check out the alt.binary newsgroups. 10. How do you introduce yourself at a party? a) Hi, I'm Jane! b) Hi, I'm a Taurus on the cusp. c) Hi, I'm a 5'10" hot blonde with a super bod. 11. When you're interested in someone at a party you say: a) Tell me more about yourself. b) What's your star sign? c) What's your Profile? 12. If you really like the person, you say: a) Could you tell me your phone number? b) What's your E-mail address? c) Let's chat Private. 13. When I say spam, you think: a) Ham in a can. b) Unsolicited advertising E-mail. c) I mailbomb all spammers! 14. When you receive an AOL trial diskette, you say: a) I don't need another mug coaster. b) Great! I'll reformat and use it for backups. c) Great! I'll sign up under a fake ID and use up the 50 hours. 15. When you want to research a reference you: a) Open up a volume of your encyclopedia. b) Slip Encarta in your CD-ROM drive. c) Go to www.altavista.digital.com. 16. When you write a letter you: a) Put pencil to paper. b) Open Eudora. c) Ask: What's a letter? Is it like E-mail? 17. Different types of text formatting include: a) Writing and printing. b) Underline and double-strike. c) Bold and italic. 18. You correct errors using: a) An eraser. b) White-out. c) Backspace or delete. 19. You sign your name: a) Best regards, John Smith. b) See you in IRC, John_Smith. c) Check out my home page for the cool links 20. To keep a copy of your letter you: a) Insert a carbon and a second sheet. b) Take it to the photocopier. c) Check your Sent Mail folder. SCORING: Give yourself zero points for each "a" response, five for each "b" and 10 for each "c". => If you scored 150 or higher, unplug your computer and log more hours in real life. => If you scored between 50 and 145, you're living a good mix of Net and reality. => If you scored under 50, you probably didn't read this far.