Boyfriend 5.0 Upgrade

Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to

Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the

performance of the flower and jewelry applications

that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0

system. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many

other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9 but

installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4,

NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer

runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems

but to no avail.  What can I do?




Dear Desperate:

    First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an

entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an

operating system. Try entering the command

C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and installing

Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run

the applications Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5. But

remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default

to such background applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5,

Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please remember Beer 6.1

is a very bad program that will create

Snoring Loudly WAV files. DO NOT install

Mother-in-law 1.0 or another Boyfriend program.

These are not supported applications and will crash

Husband 1.0 to default to the program Girlfriend 9.2

which runs in the background and has been known to

introduce potentially serious viruses into the

operating system.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it

does have a limited memory and can't learn new

applications quickly. You might consider buying

additional software to enhance his system


Good Luck,

Tech Support