|| Windows 95
| Can walk on water.
|| Can crawl on a 486.
| Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.
|| Will be used to judge Bill Gates.
| Started life as a carpenter.
|| Turns perfectly good computers into furniture.
| Born in a manger.
||Resembles something found in a barn.
| Remembered for protecting the weak.
|| Has weak memory protection.
| Was raised from the dead.
|| Was created from Windows 3.1.
| Jesus performed great works for the multitudes.
|| Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works.
| Jesus has no sin.
|| Windows 95 has no shame.