Windows 95 versus Jesus Christ

Windows 95
Can walk on water.
Can crawl on a 486.
Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.
Will be used to judge Bill Gates.
Started life as a carpenter.
Turns perfectly good computers into furniture.
Born in a manger.
Resembles something found in a barn.
Remembered for protecting the weak.
Has weak memory protection.
Was raised from the dead.
Was created from Windows 3.1.
Jesus performed great works for the multitudes.
Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works.
Jesus has no sin.
Windows 95 has no shame.