Computer Acronyms



PCMCIA     People Can't Memorize 
           Computer-Industry 
           Acronyms
ISDN       It Still Does Nothing

APPLE      Arrogance Produces 
           Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI       System Can't See It

DOS        Defective Operating 
           System
BASIC      Bill's Attempt to 
           Seize Industry Control

IBM        I Blame Microsoft
DEC        Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM     Consumer Device, 
           Rendered Obsolete in 
           Months
OS/2       Obsolete Soon, Too

WWW        World-Wide Wait
MACINTOSH  Most Applications 
           Crash; If Not, The 
           Operating System
           Hangs

PENTIUM    Produces Erroneous 
           Numbers Through 
           Incorrect 
           Understanding of 
           Mathematics
COBOL      Completely Obsolete 
           Business-Oriented 
           Language

AMIGA      A Merely 
           Insignificant Game 
           Addiction
LISP       Lots of Infuriating 
           & Silly Parentheses

MIPS       Meaningless Indication 
           of Processor Speed
WINDOWS    Will Install Needless 
           Data On Whole System

GIRO       Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT  Most Intelligent 
           Customers Realize Our 
           Software Only Fools
           Teenagers