Computer Reality Test



 
1. What do you think are good 
   names for children?
a) Scott and Jenny.
b) Bill Gates IV.
c) Mozilla and Dotcom.

2. What's a telephone?
a) A thing with a round dial you 
   use to talk to others.
b) A telecommunications device 
   with 12 keys.
c) Something you plug into a 
   modem.

3. Which punctuation is most 
   correct?
a) I had a wonderful day!
b) I had a **wonderful** day!!!
c) I had a wonderful day :-)

4. You wake up at 4:00 a.m. and 
   decide to:
a) Visit the washroom.
b) Raid the fridge.
c) Check your E-mail.

5. What are RAM and ROM?
a) A male sheep and a city in 
   Italy.
b) Hulking stars of the WWF.
c) I need more of the former and 
   should upgrade the latter.

6. To avoid a virus you should:
a) Stay away from people who 
   sneeze and cough.
b) Never read E-mail titled "Good 
   Times".
c) Use virus scanning software 
   very time you boot up.

7. When you want to buy something 
   hard-to-find you:
a) Ask friends where to purchase 
   it.
b) Check out the Yellow Pages.
c) Go to Yahoo!

8. When you don't understand how 
   to use a new appliance you:
a) Call the retailer.
b) Call the manufacturer's 
   toll-free number.
c) Visit the manufacturer's Web 
   site and look for the FAQ.

9. When you want to see all the 
   beautiful people you:
a) Visit a club on a Saturday 
   night.
b) Turn on the TV and tune in to 
   Baywatch.
c) Check out the alt.binary 
   newsgroups.

10. How do you introduce yourself 
    at a party?
a) Hi, I'm Jane!
b) Hi, I'm a Taurus on the cusp.
c) Hi, I'm a 5'10" hot blonde 
   with a super bod.

11. When you're interested in 
    someone at a party you say:
a) Tell me more about yourself.
b) What's your star sign?
c) What's your Profile?

12. If you really like the person,
    you say:
a) Could you tell me your phone 
   number?
b) What's your E-mail address?
c) Let's chat Private.

13. When I say spam, you think:
a) Ham in a can.
b) Unsolicited advertising E-mail.
c) I mailbomb all spammers!

14. When you receive an AOL 
    trial diskette, you say:
a) I don't need another mug 
   coaster.
b) Great! I'll reformat and use 
   it for backups.
c) Great! I'll sign up under a 
   fake ID and use up the 50 hours.

15. When you want to research a 
    reference you:
a) Open up a volume of your 
   encyclopedia.
b) Slip Encarta in your CD-ROM 
   drive.
c) Go to www.altavista.digital.com

16. When you write a letter you:
a) Put pencil to paper.
b) Open Eudora.
c) Ask: What's a letter? Is it 
   like E-mail?

17. Different types of text 
    formatting include:
a) Writing and printing.
b) Underline and double-strike.
c) Bold and italic.

18. You correct errors using:
a) An eraser.
b) White-out.
c) Backspace or delete.

19. You sign your name:
a) Best regards, John Smith.
b) See you in IRC, John_Smith.
c) Check out my home page for 
   the cool links

20. To keep a copy of your letter 
    you:
a) Insert a carbon and a second 
   sheet.
b) Take it to the photocopier.
c) Check your Sent Mail folder.

SCORING: Give yourself zero 
points for each "a" response,
five for each "b" and 10 for 
each "c".

=> If you scored 150 or higher, 
   unplug your computer and
   log more hours in real life.
=> If you scored between 50 and 
   145, you're living a good
   mix of Net and reality.
=> If you scored under 50, you 
   probably didn't read this far.