1.) Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2.) He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3.) A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4.) Honk if you love peace and quiet.
5.) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6.) Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
7.) I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
8.) When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
9.) Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
10.) Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
11.) I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
12.) She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
13.) You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
14.) I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
15.) Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
16.) Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so
popular?
17.) Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.