1. Living on earth is expensive, but, remember it does include a free trip around the sun every day.

2. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

3. Just how long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.

4. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

5. Did you ever notice that the people who are late are often jollier than the people who have been waiting for them.

6. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

7. Most people go to their grave with their music still inside them.

8. Speaking of music. "Keep singing outside even if you can't sing inside".

9. You may be only one person in the world, but, you also may be the world to one person.

10. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

11. We could learn a lot from Crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names and all are different colors... but, they all have to learn to live in the same box.

12. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

13. Real happiness comes through doors that you didn't even know you left open.

14. A friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

Think good thoughts and have a super day.