10. Frequently refers to Mother Teresa as "that public relations
machine"
9. Three years ago gave bad advice to someone called "Miserable
at NBC"
8. Told "Scot-Free in Brentwood" to "play a lot of golf while
pretending to look for the real killers"
7. Advised the Menendez brothers to "confront" their parents
6. Eating huge plate of buffalo wings before bed
5. Advised "Stuck With a Snoring Husband" to "suffocate the
bum"
4. Referred "Depressed in Detroit" to Dr. Kevorkian
3. Told "Chubby in Washington" to chase those blues away by
sending troops to Bosnia
2. Misspelled the word "Polack"
1. The big spread in "Playboy"