10. "If a ball gets hit out of the ballpark and breaks a car window, hey it's just another busted car window" [Danny Tartabull]

9. "Free bus fumes while you work out" [Bernie Williams]

8. "Opposing players in a state of shock after a cab ride to the stadium" [Pat Kelly]

7. "Vendors selling corked hot dogs" [Mike Stanley]

6. "New York has the nation's most affordable bail bondsmen" [Steve Howe]

5. "Plenty of spit for spitballs" [Don Mattingly]

4. "After the game, if you don't take a shower, everyone just assumes it's the city that stinks" [Wade Boggs]

3. "The greatest fans in the world always shouting, 'Mets suck!'" [Luis Polonia]

2. "Knowing that if we ever got to the 7th game of the World Series, that with one phone call, we could get the opposing pitcher whacked" [Buck Showalter]

1. "Two words: rat night" [Tony Fernandez]