10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-Sketch" on it

9. Its celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy

8. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car

7. You know them floppy disks? Well this baby's got a floppy keyboard!

6. You type in: "Need comedy bit for talk show"; it prints out: "stunt doubles"

5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling

4. Screen frequently freezes and message comes up "Ain't it break-time, Chester?"

3. The manual contains one sentence: "Good luck!"

2. The only chip inside is a Dorito

1. It cyber-sucks!