10 Why fix it if it ain't broke?
9 Drill Arctic National Wildlife Refuge for loose change
8 Sell cupcakes in front of the White House
7 Flip all them charts upside down
6 Encourage Americans to spend more -- If they don't, Cheney peppers them in the face
5 Most things seem better after half a bottle of Jim Beam
4 Let's just say the Lincoln Memorial is now the Tostitos Lincoln Memorial
3 Invent a car that runs on root beer.
Come on, we have an unlimited supply of root beer.
And we make it here in America.
Am I the only one thinking?
2 Put on a pair of glasses and shoot a moose
1 Is Hillary still available for a 3am phone call?