10. "I'm a New York public school graduate; what comes after 10,
9, 8?"
9. "Is Al Sharpton in a diaper really the best choice for Baby
New Year?"
8. "Look at the fine detail. The workmanship. The craftsmanship.
Dick Clark's face is amazing!"
7. "How much for the 9mm 'noisemaker'?"
6. "Wow! Almost as much vomit as St. Patrick's Day!"
5. "3...2...1...Now give me your wallet!"
4. "Look -- on top of the ball. It's Andrew Giuliani!"
3. "Cool! A giant pinata filled with rats!"
2. "You know, Dr. Elders, 'stroke of midnight' is just an
expression."
1. "Auld Lang Syne this!"