Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the
seventh largest country in the world, California.
Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.
Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate ten more years
before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
Castro dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton bans all smoking.
35 year study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss!
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Texas executes last remaining citizen.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of
Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers and baseball bats be registered by January 2036.