You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.   Here are some examples:


  		FREEZER BAGS: They are male,
because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

  		PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female,
because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

  		TIRES: Tires are male,
because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

  		HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object,
because to get them to go any where, you have to light a fire under their butt.

  		SPONGES: These are female,
because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

  		WEB PAGES: Female,
because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

  		TRAINS: Definitely male,
because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

  		EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female
because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

  		HAMMERS: Male,
because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

  		THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female.
Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.