Internet Forwards

 
-  The FEMALE always makes THE RULES.
-  THE RULES are subject to change without prior notification.
-  No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES.
-  If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES, she must            
   change some or all of THE RULES immediately.

-  The FEMALE is never wrong.
-  If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which            
   was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

-  The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

-  The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
-  The MALE must NEVER change his mind without the express                  
   written consent of the FEMALE.

-  The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
-  The MALE must remain calm at all times - unless the FEMALE               
   wants him to be angry or upset.    
 
-  The FEMALE will, under no circumstances, let the MALE know               
   whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

-  The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.
-  The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES can't take the heat,           
   lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

-  Any attempt by the MALE to document THE RULES should result in           
   bodily harm.

-  If the FEMALE has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void!
-  The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.
-  The MALE must be ready at all times!