10. YOUR IDEA OF A SUMMER FAMILY OUTING IS GOING TO THE 4-H FAIR
TO LOOK AT THE PIGS.
9. ALMOST EVERYONE YOU KNOW HAS HIT A MOOSE, SOME MORE
THAN ONCE.
8. YOUR IDEA OF A VACATION IS A FOUR DAY WEEKEND SPENT
CAMPING AT ACADIA NATIONAL PARK.
7. YOU DRIVE 65 MPH IN 4 FEET OF SNOW IN A RAGING BLIZZARD
WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT.
6. YOU NOT ONLY CARRY WINTER BOOTS, AN EXTRA WINTER COAT
AND BLANKET IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR-YEAR ROUND, BUT YOU
ALWAYS CARRY JUMPER CABLES AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND KNOWS HOW
TO USE THEM.
5. PEOPLE WEARING HUNTING CLOTHES AT A SOCIAL EVENT IS
PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE.
4. IT TAKES 2 HOURS TO GO TO THE STORE, BECAUSE YOU STOP AND
TALK TO EVERYONE IN TOWN.
3. YOUR IDEA OF A TRAFFIC JAM IS 15 CARS WAITING TO PASS A
TRACTOR DRIVING ON THE ROADWAY.
2. ALL YOU HEAR IN THE WINTER TIME IS "ITS NOT THE TEMPERATURE,
ITS THE DARN WIND-CHILL THAT GETS YOU!"
AND IN THE SUMMER YOU HEAR "ITS NOT THE HEAT, ITS THE DARN
HUMIDITY!"
1. YOU DESIGN YOUR TODDLERS HALLOWEEN COSTUME TO FIT OVER A
SNOW SUIT.