What happens when you play a country song backwards? ANSWER: First, you get your job back. Then, you get your wife back. Then, you get your truck back. Then, you get your dog back. -------------------------------------------------------- Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a lightbulb? ANSWER: No, big daddy, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it. -------------------------------------------------------- Do you know how many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a lightbulb? ANSWER: TWO. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified. -------------------------------------------------------- Do you know how many folk musicians it takes to change a lightbulb? ANSWER: SEVEN. One to change the bulb, and six to sing about how good the old one was. -------------------------------------------------------- Do you know how many punk-rock musicians it takes to change a lightbulb? ANSWER: TWO. One to screw in the bulb, and the other to smash the old one on his forehead. -------------------------------------------------------- Proposed Country Western Song Titles: (1) I wouldn't take you to a dog fight even if I thought you could win. (2) I liked you better before I knew you so well. (3) I still miss you, Baby, but my aim's gettin' better.