It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature. I got a dog and named him `Stay'. Now, I go `Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all. I have a map of the United States, life size. 1 mile equals 1 mile. It's a pain to fold it. Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier.... I thought I'd put them in the same room and let them fight it out. I woke up this morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called information. She said they were behind the couch. She was right. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. What's another word for Thesaurus? You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time. I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specific. When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said. I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. I have an answering machine in my car. It says "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.