Q: "What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?"
A: Nice tooth!
Q: What's the Georgia state bird?
A: The mosquito.
Q: What's the Tennesse state tree?
A: The telephone pole.
Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up
into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, “Why are you dumping garbage in the
ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
“Yep," he replied. “That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine
For Dumping Garbage.'"
Alabama
A young ventriloquist was touring playing a night club in Alabama. He was going through his usual stupid redneck jokes when a big, burly guy in the audience stood up and said, "I've heard just about enough of your hillbilly jokes making fun of me and my kin. We ain't all stupid here."
Flustered, the ventriloquist began to apologize, when the big guy piped up, "You stay out of this mister. I'm talking to that little fella on your knee!"
Arkansas
Q: How is an Arkansas divorce like a tornado?
A: In the end someone is going to lose a trailer.
Georgia
A man from New York City was driving through Georgia near Christmas when he noticed a Nativity scene in front of a rural business. But all three wise men were dressed like firefighters. Curious, the New Yorker stopped, went inside the store and asked the clerk why the wise men were all dressed like firemen. “You city folks think you know everything," said the clerk, as he reached for his Bible. “It says right here that the three wise men came from afar!"