America is a Wonderful Country -
Even a C Student Can Become President.
Dad Knows a Lot, Grandpa Knows Everything!
Here I Am - Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes?
I Don't Think Much - Therefore I May Not Be.
When Your Dreams Turn to Dust, Vacuum.
I Got this Tee Shirt for My Husband - Pretty Good Trade, Eh?
God Made A Few Perfect Heads -
All the Rest He Covered With Hair.
Always Remember You Are Unique - Just Like Everyone Else.
Keep Grandma Off the Streets - Take Her to Bingo.
The Quickest Way to Double Your Money is
to Fold it in Half and Put it in Your Pocket.
Before You Criticize Someone,
You Should Walk A Mile in Their Shoes -
That Way, When You Criticize Them,
You're a Mile Away and You Have a New Pair of Shoes.
I'm a Consultant - You Have to Pay to Talk to Me.