How many Virginia College Students Does it Take to
Change a Light bulb?
William & Mary students:
Three, one to change the bulb, and two to crack under the
pressure.
Old Dominion students:
Four, two to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to
get high off the old one.
Mary Washington students:
The whole student body, there's nothing better to do
on weekends.
UVA students:
One, he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolves
around him.
Virginia Tech students:
Three, one to change the bulb, and two to discuss how
they did it just as well as a UVA student.
James Madison students:
None, Harrisonburg doesn't have electricity yet.
VCU students:
None, downtown Richmond looks better in the dark.
Eastern Mennonite U students:
Two, one to hold the candle, and the other to strike the
flint.
George Mason students:
Three, if they get lucky and one of them has taken the
course at NOVA.
Washington and Lee students:
Four, one to change a bulb, and three to write up a
complaint to the board of directors stating that they
could have gone to a better school if they had wanted to.
Mary Baldwin students:
Four, one to change the light bulb, and three to figure
out how it will help them meet their future husband.
U of Richmond students:
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the
electrician.
Hollins College students:
None, that's what maids are for.
Longwood students:
None, the Farmville SUPER-Wal-mart has fluorescent
lighting.
Hampden Sydney students:
Five, one to actually change the light bulb, and four to
figure out how this could get some Longwood girls to come
over.
Radford students:
Just one, but it takes six years.
Randolph-Macon Woman's College students:
Three--one to change it, one to offer emotional support
(preferably an RA), and a third from Dean of Students to document it as
the beginning of a new tradition.