10. The happy couple is vacationing in Morgantown.

9. Shopping for a new double-wide at Charlie's Trailer World.

8. Announce they plan to spend more ime with their friends
      Jim and Jack -- meaning Beam and Daniel's.

7. Gun rack now has a fishing pole too.

6. Because of a sudden rise in class, vow to start spitting in a can.

5. Washing machines and junk cars in front yard must go to make
      room for a satellite dish.

4. Wife can quit job at GE, just like Letterman.

3. Everyone in the family gets a WVU tee-shirt for Christmas!

2. Dog must now ride in back of pick-up.

1. All their friends say, "Glad it wasn't no darned Virginian that won it!"