First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
            and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.
            Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
            I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
            think of algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either
           dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is
            that it's such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks,
            it was called witchcraft.   Today it's called golf.

And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have
            anything to laugh at when you're old.