Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows
that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 14 years
ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars,
cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and even hints
that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore!
You're running for President of the United States.
Act like one.