God is like Ford -- He has a better idea.

God is like Coke -- He's the real thing.

God is like Pan Am -- He makes the going great.

God is like Alka-Seltzer -- Try Him, you'll like Him.

God is like Bayer aspirin -- He takes the pain away.

God is like Tide -- He gets out the stains that others leave behind.

God is like Frosted Flakes -- He's grrreat!!

God is like Hallmark cards --
      He cared enough to send the very best!