... You only serve Jell-O in the proper liturgical color for the season.
... when someone mentions the colors red and green, you immediately think
of a battle over hymnals.
... during the entire service you hold your hymnal open but never look down
at it.
... you think Garrison Keillor's stories are totally factual.
... you have your wedding reception in the church fellowship hall
and feel guilty about not staying to help clean up.
... you think "casserole" is one of the major food groups.
... it takes 10 minutes to say good-bye.
... coffee is in the official church budget.
... you're watching the movie "Star Wars" and when they say "May
the Force be with you," you reply, "And also with you."
... you have an uncontrollable urge to sit in the back of any room.
... you think an ELCA bride and an LCMS groom make for a mixed marriage.
... you notice the Kool-Aid company stock shoots up during Vacation
Bible School season.
... your idea of an affirmation is "This is most certainly true."
... you feel guilty about not feeling guilty.
... it's 110 degrees outside with 100% humidity and you still have
coffee after services.
... you can't have a meeting without having a meal.
... all of your casserole dishes have your name on the bottom.
... all of your relatives graduated from a school named Concordia.
... you thought this list was funny and smiled as loud as you could!