Three proofs that Jesus was JEWISH:
- He went into His father's business.
- He lived at home until He was 33.
- His Mother was sure He was God.
Three proofs that Jesus was IRISH:
- He never got married.
- He was always telling stories.
- He loved green pastures.
Three proofs that Jesus was PUERTO RICAN:
- His first name was Jesus.
- He was bilingual.
- He was always being harassed by the authorities.
Three proofs that Jesus was ITALIAN:
- He talked with his hands.
- He had wine with every meal.
- He worked in the building trades.
Three proofs that Jesus was BLACK:
- He called everybody "brother".
- He liked Gospel.
- He couldn't get a fair trial.
Three proofs that Jesus was a CALIFORNIAN:
- He had long hair.
- He walked around barefoot.
- He started a new religion.
and.......
Three proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:
- Had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice,
when there was
no food.
- Kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men
who just didn't get it.
- Even when dead, had to get up
because there was more work
to do.