I will think of a password other than "password" or "hello".
I will not tell the same story at every get together.
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
I will always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".
I will cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you.
I will work less. Take it easy. All work and no play can make you a dull boy or girl.
I will play more computer games. Scientists say they're good for you and improve your visual skills. But you always knew that.
My New Year resolution is: 1024 by 968 pixels!