DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!
The perfect pastor preaches exactly ten minutes -- condemns sin, but never hurts anyone's feelings.
The perfect pastor works from 8:00 AM until midnight, and is also the church janitor.
The perfect pastor makes $40 a week, wears good clothes (but not too good), drives a good car (but not too good), and donates $30 a week to the church.
The perfect pastor is 29 years old with 40 years of experience.
The perfect pastor makes 15 house calls a day and is always available at the office.
If your pastor does not measure up, send this letter to six other parishes that are also dissatisfied with their pastors. Then bundle up and ship your pastor to the church at the top of the list. In one week, you should receive 1,024 pastors -- and one of them should be perfect.
Have faith in this letter. One parish broke this chain and got its old pastor back in three months.