e to the x, dy/dx
e to the x, dx
cosine, secant, tangent, sine
three point one four one five nine
square root, cube root, log of pi
dis-integrate them, RPI!

E to the i dx dy
E to y dy
cosine secant log of pi
disintegrate em RPI !!!

Integral! Radical! Mu, DV
Slipstick! Slide rule! MIT!

E to the x, dy, dx,
E to the x, dx.
Secant, tangent, cosine, sine,
Square root, cube root, log base e,
Cheers for math at MIT.

e to the u, du/dx
e to the x dx
cosine, secant, tangent, sine,
integral, radical, u dv,
slipstick, slide rule, MIT!

Northwestern University Marching band's "The Calculus Cheer":

e to the x, dx/dy
e to the y, dy
cosine, tangent, inverse sine
add an asymptotic line
come on Wildcats, hold that line!

Worcester Polytechnic Institute

E to the X
D-Y, D-X
E to the X
Cosine, Secant, Tangent, Sine
E-I, Radical, Pi
Fight'em, Fight'em, WPI!

Go Worcester Polytechnic Institute!!!!!!

University of Pennsylvania:
Beat 'em up; Tear 'em up; Kill, Quakers, Kill!

Arizona State Sun Devils:
There is only ONE GOD! That is the SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!!!

Austin Peay State University:
Fly is open; let's go, Peay.

Gimme a W-I-L-L-I-A-M-M-A-R-S-H-R-I-C-E-I-N-S-T-I-T-U-T-E-F-O-R-T-H-E-A-D-V-A-N-C-E-M-E-N-T-O-F-A-R-T-S-L-E-T-T-E-R-S-A-N-D-S-C-I-E-N-C-E!
What's that spell?

Swarthmore College:
(One of Swarthmore's school colors is garnet.)
Gimme a SWARTH! Gimme a MORE! What's that spell?

Sophocles, Pericles, Peloponnesian War,
x squared, y squared, H2SO4,
Three point one four one five nine,
Come on, Garnet, hold that line!

A lot of less than athletically renowned schools use this one:
It's all right, it's okay, you will work for us someday!

The Programmers' Cheer --

Shift to the left, shift to the right!
Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!

Some Math Cheers:

e to the x dx,
e to the y dy,
sine x, cosine x,
natural log of y,
derivative on the left
derivative on the right
integrate, integrate,
fight! fight! fight!

E to the x dx dy
radical transcendental pi
secant cosine tangent sine
come on folks let's integerate!!

square root, tangent
hyperbolic sine,
e to the x, dy, dx,
sliderule, slipstick, TECH TECH TECH!

Sine! Cosine! Cosine! Sine!
Three point one four one five nine!
Phi! Psi! Omega! Chi!
Cube root of Y cubed equals Y!

Art school:
Smash another head! Break another nose!
Let's turn their faces into Picassos!

Truck driving school:
Give us some Red Bull and pack of Skoal.
'Cause we're driving all night right through your goal!

Modeling school:
We'll get busy! We'll get hectic!
We'll purge you like an anorexic!

Cosmetology school:
Your passing's bad, your running fails.
Ohmigod! Who did your nails?!?"

Voltage times capacitance - CHARGE CHARGE!

Force per unit area - PRESSURE PRESSURE!

Here are the lyrics for Tom Lehrer's "Fight Fiercely, Harvard":

Fight fiercely, harvard,
Fight, fight, fight!
Demonstrate to them our skill.
Albeit they possess the might,
Nonetheless we have the will.
How we shall celebrate our victory,
We shall invite the whole team up for tea
(how jolly!)
Hurl that spheroid down the field, and
Fight, fight, fight!

Fight fiercely, harvard,
Fight, fight, fight!
Impress them with our prowess, do!
Oh, fellows, do not let the crimson down,
Be of stout heart and thru.
Come on, chaps, fight for Harvard's glorious name,
Won't it be peachy if we win the game?
(oh, goody!)
Let's try not to injure them, but
Fight, fight, fight!
Let's not be rough though.
Fight, fight, fight!
And do fight fiercely!
Fight, fight, fight!

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