An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class.   She
presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb
and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.   It's hard to
believe these were actually done by first graders.   Their insight may
surprise you.   While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders,
6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic.

1. Don't change horses

          until they stop running.

2. Strike while the

          bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before

          Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of

          termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but

          how?

6. Don't bite the hand that

          looks dirty.

7. No news is

          impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a

          Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new

          math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll

          stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust

          me.

12. The pen is mightier than the

          pigs.

13. An idle mind is

          the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's

          pollution.

15. Happy the bride who

          gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is

          not much.

17. Two's company, three's

          the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what

          you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and

          you have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as

          Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not

          spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed

          get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you

          see in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind

          get out of the way.

25. A bird in the hand

          is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26. Better late than

          pregnant.