You have reached the automated answering service of your school.   In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 .

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2 .

To complain about what we do - Press 3 .

To cuss out staff members - Press 4 .

To ask why you didn't get needed information that was already enclosed in
your newsletter and in several bulletins mailed to you - Press 5 .

To explain why your child is special and should be treated differently than
all of the other students - Press 6

To request another teacher for the third time this year - Press 7 .

To complain about bus transportation - Press 8 .

To explain why your child is gifted and should not be making grades less
than A - Press 9 .

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, classwork, and homework, please HANG UP and HAVE A NICE DAY!!!