Miscellaneous Mathematical Errors



     "I spent a lot of time fumbling around, not trusting my feelings," 
      Michelle Pfeiffer said.  "But when I decided to stop needing 
      approval of other people and just move forward and trust my heart, 
      my life changed 360 degrees for the better."  
      -- Michelle Pfeiffer, Parade June 15, 2003

     New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the
     upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards,
     whichever comes first."  

     Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh:
     "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it
     takes."

     Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys
     line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up
     in groups of three, then line up in a circle."

     Ben Affleck, when questioned about a strip-club incident:
     "By the time the tabloids get hold of it, I'm like, in a 
     three-way with Michael Jackson and Elvis and the Wolfman."



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