For those who thought the hardest part of Physics 101 was the constant
conversion from feet and inches to the metric system, including all its
Newtons, Joules, and Watts, here are some other useful conversions:
 Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
1 bananosecond

Weight an evangelist carries with God:
1 billigram

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
Knotfurlong

65.25 days of drinking lowcalorie beer because it's less filling:
1 lite year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone:
1 Rod Sterling

Half of a large intestine:
1 semicolon

1000 aches:
1 megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis:
1 hoarsepower

1 millionmillion microphones:
1 megaphone

1 million bicycles:
2 megacycles

2000 mockingbirds:
two kilomockingbirds

10 cards:
1 decacards

1 millionth of a fish:
1 microfiche

1 trillion pins:
1 terrapin

10 rations:
1 decoration

100 rations:
1 Cration

2 monograms:
1 diagram

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
Hospital:
1 I.V. League
