#10. Galileo didn't know calculus; what do I need it for?
#9. "A math addict stole my homework. When they arrested him,
#8. I'm taking physics and the homework in there seemed to involve
#7. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in the margin.
#6. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
#5. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove
#4. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook.
#3. I couldn't figure out whether
#2. It was Einstein's birthday and pi day
#1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
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