Q   1. Where people go for committing crimes
E   2. What termites can do to a wooden ship
V   3. What a farmer might say to another
C   4. What gentlemen go to the beach to become
J   5. A dessert
N   6. What little acorns say when they grow up
U   7. What to do when it rains
F   8. What to call a dead parrot
I   9. African drum music
O   10. A couple who goes bowling
H   11. Straight forward magic tricks
R   12. A no good, double dealing bum
K   13. Where mermaids live
B   14. How you make a sweater
W   15. Advice to a young man when he takes his girl home
A   16. Desert her
S   17. Untidy kitchen floor
G   18. Smart time piece
M   19. Not up on things
T   20. Vile
D   21. How to make a ditch
P   22. An impotent witch's spell
L   23. What you do with a worm