Refrain:
CAL-culus, and Analytic...Geometry!
CAL-culus, and Analytic...Geometry!

I go to math every single day,
And what do I hear the Professor say?
"Slope of the line, differ-en-ti-al,
"Area under curve is the inte-gral."
(Refrain)

You learn your tricks,
And you learn your rules,
But the integrals then make you seem
LIKE FOOLS! (choral shout)
Substitute with trig; integrate by parts,
This is where the math-e-matics really starts!
(Refrain)

(Instrumental jam, as with harpsichord synth voice
to evoke the time of Newton and Leibniz)
You draw your conic sections on the x-y plane,
But try to work them out, it's a great
BIG PAIN!
Parabola, Hyperbola, Circle, Ellipse,
You gotta have 'em all at your finger-tips!
(Refrain to fade)