I'm losing my hair
And my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt
Of an overweight lady
But I need a young thing
To keep up with my pace
To hold me in her arms
And take me straight to second base

I know my calculus,
It says you plus me equals us
I know my calculus,
It says you plus me equals us
Calculus....

RAP:
Your algebra and trigonometry
Could never equal up
To what you do to me
So lets integrate differentiate
If you were in my class
There ain't no way I could pass
I hate english, gym
And not to mention, I can't even afford to pay my attention
If philosophy should ever come between us
But we'll always have our calculus

CHORUS:
I know my calculus
It says u + me = us
I know my calculus
It says u + me = us
Calculus

You say
Calculus
Oh baby
oh lord!
Oh us
I say u + me = us oh...

Yeah I've never been good at history
And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to co signs I know a thing or two
And I kicked ___ on the test about me and you

CHORUS

You plus sign me equal sign us
You plus sign me equal sign us

SPOKEN:
Girl, no subject comes close to you
2gether sing it!

I know my calculus

CHORUS