OH, YOU'LL PROBABLY LAUGH, AS YOU LEARN HOW TO GRAPH,
IT'S INCREDIBLY SIMPLE, YOU'LL SEE
THE X IS ACROSS, JUST TO SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS
AND THE Y IS THE ONE VERTICALLY.

chorus:
      DOMAIN, DOMAIN ON THE RANGE
      WHERE THE X's AND Y's ARE ALL STRANGE
      THE (X,Y)'S A SPOT ON A GRAPH THAT YOU'VE GOT
      JUST PLOT THEM, AND THERE THEY'LL REMAIN.

OH, NOW THERE'S STILL HOPE THAT YOU'LL LEARN TO DO SLOPE
THERE'S JUST ONE DIVISION TO DO.
COUNT FROM Y TO THE NEXT -DO THE SAME THING WITH X
PUT Y OVER X AND YOU'RE THROUGH.

NOW YOU'RE FINISHED, EXCEPT IF YOU NEED INTERCEPT
WHERE AN AXIS IS CROSSED, YESSIRREE
IF YOU DON'T GET UNWOUND, USE THE SLOPE THAT YOU'VE FOUND
BOTH CROSSINGS YOU'LL EASILY SEE.

Lyrics copyright 1982 Pat Reisdorf