I'm going to pick up my pencil
And learn to show my work
Find lots of limits and
Prove continuity
I'm going to pick up my pencil
Where are those asymptotes?
Find those asymptotes!

Refrain:
I'm going to study calculus
Study calculus
Study calculus
I'm going to study calculus
Study calculus
Study calculus

I'm going to pick up my pencil
And find dy/dx
Let's differentiate
And learn to integrate
I'm going to pick up my pencil
And learn to sub a "u"
Learn to sub a "u"
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I'm going to pick up my pencil
And learn to justify
Can't use a number line
We'll need some words sublime
I'm going to pick up my pencil
And got to find "f prime"
Got to find "f prime"
(Go to Refrain)

I'm going to pick up my pencil
And learn to analyze
Where f is concave up
That means it's like a cup
I'm going to pick up my pencil
Where f is concave down
That means it's like a frown
(Go to Refrain)

I'm going to pick up my pencil
And solve that diff e-q
At first we separate
Then we must integrate
I'm going to pick up my pencil
Then find our c and y
Find our c and y
(Go to Refrain)