I Will Survive - AP Calc Version
Tune: "I Will Survive"

by Amy Pennington
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never take this test and stay alive
But then I spent so many nights
Studying so hard
I stayed up late
I learned how to integrate
And so I'm here, to take this test
I'll just walk in and sit right down
I swear I'll do my best
I should have studied all my trig
I should have known related rates
If I'd've known for just one second they'd be on the free response

Go on now, go
Bring on the test
Jump up and down now
'Cause I know this is my quest
Weren't you the one who tried to break me on the sly
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I! I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to think I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my time to muse,
I've got all my brain to use and I'll survive
I'll get a five, hey, hey

It took all the strength I had to get my homework done
Kept trying hard to learn the solids of revolution,
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself. I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me Somebody free
I'm not that failing little person that I used to be
And so I'm all done with Cov’nant
Off to college is where I am,
Now I'm usin' all my knowledge
for the AP calc exam
Go on now go

(back to chorus)