Short Math Quiz (for fun)

1. What creatures are the best mathematicians -- and why?
   
   Answer:
   Rabbits because they ____
   Cells because they ____
   Fish because they're always in ___
   Plants because they take ____
   
2. Seven is an odd number.   How can you make it even? ____
3. Show me two cars after an accident and I'll show you a ____
4. Show me a protest march and I'll show you some ____ signs.
5. Why is April 1st so tired? ____
6. What do you get when you cross a pigeon and a zero? ____
7. What do you get when you cross an ape and a mathematician? ____
8. What do you call a parrot who should go on a diet? ____
9. What is a jail for mathematicians? (They lock up convex there, too!) ____
10. Why is the meter stick such a stubborn ruler? ____
11. John Ori, a math teacher, ran a distillery as a part-time job.   What did he brew? ____
12. What's a parrot apt to do if it sees a cat? ____

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