1. What creatures are the best mathematicians -- and why?
    Answer:
          Rabbits because they _____________
          Cells because they _____________
          Fish because they're always in _____________
          Plants because they take _____________
  2. Seven is an odd number.   How can you make it even? _____________

  3. Show me two cars after an accident and I'll show you a _____________
  4. Show me a protest march and I'll show you some _____________ signs.

  5. Why is April 1st so tired? __________________________
  6. What do you get when you cross a pigeon and a zero? _____________

  7. What do you get when you cross an ape and a mathematician? _____________
  8. What do you call a parrot who should go on a diet? _____________

  9. What is a jail for mathematicians? (They lock up convex there, too!) _____________
  10. Why is the meter stick such a stubborn ruler? __________________________

  11. John Ori, a math teacher, ran a distillery as a part-time job.   What did he brew? _____________
  12. What's a parrot apt to do if it sees a cat? __________________________