Finish this story by filling in each blank with the name of a U.S. college or university.

A reckless driver had caused an accident on a ___________ highway.   Unfortunately for him, he was booked by the nastiest ___________ police history.   The driver tried to make excuses: "With all that fog, I couldn't ___________ thing out there, and the rain made me ___________ ."   At that point, the man in blue responded angrily, "look mister, either you make ___________ spend the night in jail."