Like Moses, Elijah and Jesus

A teenager boy says to his father: "Father, please buy me a car.   I am already old enough".

His father answered: "OK, but only after you remove that long beard of yours".

The boy decided to outwit his father - a minister - saying: "But father, Moses had a long beard, Elijah too, and even Jesus".

"True," said the father, "And they all walked on foot".