- He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
- SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
- Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
- Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
- Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he's browsing
www.purina.com instead of working.
- The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
- He can't help attacking the screen when he hears "You've Got Mail".
- It's too messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.
- The FETCH command isn't available on all platforms.
- He can't stick his head out of Windows 98.