10. "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
09. "...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
08. "So -- what are you wearing?"
07. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
06. "Press 1 for Support.
Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes.
Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
05. "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife,
a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."
04. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
03. "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"
02. "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.
01. "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."